RADIO INTERVIEW — TAPE A, SIDE A
A: Andy Barber, KHTT-FM 106.9 “Andy Barber Show” (Tulsa, Oklahoma)
M: Mike Davis, producer of “Andy Barber Show”
C: Cassie Chapman, anchor of “Andy Barber Show”
S: Stan The Joke Man, “Andy Barber Show”
Q: Mark Russell Bell
A: Mark Russell? Andy Barber at Khits . . . do you remember our interview this morning?
Q: Oh sure. That’s why I’m up.
A: Ahh, you’re a good man. I’m going to put you on hold. We’re still doing the news. When we come out of it, then we’ll be talking to you.
Q: Very good.
A: Alright? Thank you very much.
Q: Okay. You’re welcome.
A: I liked your website. It was very good.
A: I like the hat.
Q: Oh yeah? Okay. (I was on hold for several minutes or more.)
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A: We had a little scheduling conflict. Can we call you back in twenty minutes?
A: No problem?
Q: No problem.
A: Thank you very much.
Q: Okay, bye.
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A: Hi, Mark.
Q: I’m more awake now.
A: Okay, cool — going through this set with the news and everything and then (scream sound effect) we’ll come back and talk to you, okay?
Q: Okay. Very good.
A: Alright. Hold on. (I was on hold for several minutes.)
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A: (broadcast) . . . 8:27 at Khits. Coming up we are going to talk to Mark Russell, the reincarnated ancient Egyptian deity. Occasional showers. A chance of thunderstorms. High today fifty-two; now forty-six. I was going to read the news. I haven’t done —
C: You are?
A: Yeah, I thought I was —
C: Well I was — I was showing our replacement (“NO”)—on vacation next week—how to . . .
A: Liz Zanovich.
A: Alright. Khits news — Khits sales — going to be Khits news.
A: News update is brought to you by Bixby Auto Ranch.
C: Some children who gave up toys, guns, knives — toy guns —
M: Un-huh. (“KNI”)
C: Sorry about that—and other play war gear — (someone laughs) yesterday got new toys in their place. The toy exchange in Oklahoma City was conducted as part of the Oklahoma City Development Agency’s World Without Violence Day. Cars, action figures, blocks and games were offered. International monitors will withdraw from Kosovo as soon as possible. That’s the word from a European official received shortly after this morning’s collapse of peace talks in Paris. With the talks over, NATO is gearing up once again for possible air strikes against the Serbs. A source says a motorist is claiming he saw a truck driver maneuver around lowered crossing gates before an Amtrak train smashed into the truck Monday night. That would corroborate the story told by the train’s engineer. Eleven people died in the crash and one witness said it looked like a meat grinder, describing the scene of a bomb blast today in a marketplace in southern Russia. Authorities say at least fifty-three people were killed and at least one hundred were injured. A charred car has been found near Senora, California and the FBI says it’s the rental that was being used by the three missing sightseers. The car was found about three hours away from Yosemite National Park near where the trio were last seen in mid-February.
C: Why was it . . . (kept secret by?) the FBI?
M: I don’t know.
C: I mean I don’t understand. I don’t get — anyhow.
M They’re responsible.
C: It could be a wild day on Wall Street. The market will open shortly with the Dow just below ten thousand after crossing the magic marker six times yesterday. There was also an overnight buying spree that included Tokyo where shares closed up four point . . . Good. Now I have something funny before I go today.
C: Someone Emailed . . . cop joke. It’s good. A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but wasn’t getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A ten-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted sign which read “radar trap ahead.” The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading “Tips” and a bucket full of change.
C: Okay, hang on. Here’s one better. A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. (someone laughs and someone jeers) The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs . . . 8:30. 45 in Tulsa. High today around fifty-two. We’re going to see occasional showers and thunderstorms throughout the day and maybe some rain tomorrow morning, then cloudy and cooler.
A: Have a great vacation.
C: Thank you. You too.
A: Alright. I’m going to Bartlesville. Alright. We’ll see you when you get back. Next we’ll talk to Mark Russell, the reincarnated ancient Egyptian deity on Khits.
A: (off air) Hi, Mark.
A: We’re coming up.
A: We have — we have to play so many songs and we have to play promos and stuff.
Q: By the way, it’s Mark Russell Bell, which is important because of who I previously was.
A: It’s what now?
Q: Mark Russell Bell.
A: Oh you want me to put the Bell in there?
A: Oh, okay. Bye, Cassie. I’ll try.
C: Don’t bend over. . . .
A: Don’t bend over? Why would I bend over? Uhh. Okay, thank you. Bye. Bye-bye now. (pause; someone speaks falsetto) Hey, Mark, hold on buddy. We’ll come right back.
Q: Sure, Andy.
A: Thank you for holding. (I’m on hold for a while.)
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A: Mark, here we go, man.
Q: Hi, Andy.
A: Alright, hi. We’re going to have fun. Here we go. We’ve got twenty seconds. (end of song is heard)
A: (now on air) Working with me is Stan the joke man.
S: (falsetto gibberish)
A: — and also I’ll probably hear a voice from Mike too. We lost Cassie. She had to go to Fox TV. Here we go. 106.9 Khits means today’s best music. The radio station with the Khits phrase that pays. And that’s Cher. “I Believe” — the number one song in America. Chance of thunderstorms. High today fifty-two. Occasional showers. Forty-six now on “The Andy Barber Show.” 8:40. And, Stan the Joke Man —
A: — we’ve got Mark Russell Bell. He’s a reincarnated ancient Egyptian deity. Now, Mark, how did you come to find out you were —
A: — reincarnated?
Q: Well actually I went to Oklahoma, where I heard about this Entity in Centrahoma at a haunted house there —
A: That’s true.
Q: — that was manifesting as a variety of different spirits and creatures and aliens. (“SOME”) The first 232 pages of my book are interviews with the family members (“LIKE”) of the Mc Wethy family.
Q: And so this Entity, Mighael — what happened is that I went back to L.A. and I still had phenomena manifesting all around me and I realized that —
A: What kind of phenomena? Let’s explain — remember, we’re talking to people —
Q: Well okay.
A: — who can’t believe this at this point.
Q: Well I didn’t believe it either because when I went to Oklahoma, of course — (“I’D”) there were pennies materializing, a nail hit me in the head and bounced off. I went on a tour of the area and I heard spirit giggling in the back seat, which was something like I’d never heard before. When I got back to my room one night, there was this beetle throwing itself against the door of my hotel room. Just all kinds of phenomena. I called my twin brother in L.A. and he said, “My bed’s shaking” as I was speaking to him.
S: That is scary, right there now. Now do you like freak out around cats and stuff or —
Q: Oh no.
S: No? . . .
Q: Oh no. (“WW”) Well not at all —
W: No? (“BUT”)
Q: When I came back to L.A., I began remembering other things that had happened. For example — I had been working at Paramount Pictures where I was a publicist and I had two burned — bushes go up in flames right outside my condo so I’m thinking, “What is the significance of all these religious symbols in my life?” Because, of course, you have the mountain logo at Paramount. And I first considered if it could be possible that I was the reincarnation of Jesus yet the evidence indicated I had previously lived in Egypt as Bel-Marduk, which is really a name not that different from my own now. He was also known as the priest Ra-Ta, which means Sun-Earth, and I understand that there are some records of this individual having been the teacher of Moses.
A: Now I looked all this up, Stan, and Mark Russell Bell is absolutely correct in all this stuff.
A: That’s why I had him on the show because this is probably the first indication I’ve ever — conclusive proof that I’ve ever talked to anybody who’s been totally reincarnated and can — you can document all this.
Q: I have physical proof. I found a medallion — (“OF”) myself as an Egyptian. It looks like a — (PHARAOH”) a pharaoh but, of course, we know that he’s a priest. And this was — I guess this was a little Italian knock-off of an Egyptian relic. And it was like looking into a mirror and I — it just amazed me because I do have physical proof of my previous existence.
S: That is wild.
Q: In fact, recently I was reading a new book by Zecharia Sitchin, which seems to confirm a lot of what I had found because he basically found this old play about Marduk (“B[E]ING”) emerging from the Great Pyramid where he was imprisoned. And Sitchin basically identified these texts as precursors of the New Testament tale of the death, entombment and resurrection of Jesus. Ra/Marduk became Amen-Ra, the unseen god, and scholars seriously debated at the turn of this century whether his story was a prototype of the story of Christ.
A: Now, Mark Russell Bell, I’m attracted to, like, the pyramids, anything Egyptian.
A: Does that mean maybe I was — former life and (all) that?
Q: You have to remember the U.S. has only been a round a few hundred years. Egypt was around thousands of years so, of course, we all had to be doing something during that time so — even though I have found out that we do live our lives simultaneously so our previous existences are going concurrently with our current ones and —
A: Explain that again now. What is that?
Q: Our lives are simultaneous. And there’s a number of sources that document this. I guess physics is now getting into this area.
A: And what does that mean? You mean there really is a second and third and fourth dimension? . . .
Q: Well that too — (“THAT TOO”) no, but I’m saying that we live our lives simultaneously so right now you’re living a previous life in Egypt and probably you’re living hundreds of lives at the same time. You just aren’t aware of it.
S: So do you, like, have a golden casket on lay-away or something? Or I mean — (small laugh) I mean how serious are you about this as far as what are you going to do is what I’m asking.
Q: Well I’ve been trying to — (“U[H]”) well see — one thing I must say is that my book is free of charge available on the Internet.
Q: You find a lot of books (“THAT”) are on the bestseller list such as Conversations With God and all of these questionable sources. And I’m having a terrible time publicizing my book because I guess people don’t like the ramifications because I’m saying that we have to take responsibility for our actions and, of course, when you do think about it, the laws of reincarnation and karma — which, by the way, are I guess two other lost commandments, you might say — but the fact that there is reincarnation suggests what could happen by us ignoring the environment now. Basically, we’ll be reincarnated into a world — (“WITH”) depleted natural resources and that will be a lesson for us. So —
S: You know, George Patton believed he was reincarnated.
A: Oh yeah.
S: And I understand that realistically — I guess he was out there on the battlefront actually predicting what was going to happen in the fight before it happened and —
A: That was his forte.
S: Yeah, it was actually taking place.
A: So, Mark Russell Bell, what are you going to do with this now that you know that you’re reincarnated as an ancient Egyptian deity?
Q: Well I’m not going to do television interviews. (“BECAUSE”) I mean those people usually have something to sell and they usually — they’re making themselves into some kind of celebrity. I think a lot of people confuse celebrity with importance. (“THE PSYCH”) I guess Monica Lewinsky is living proof of that.
Q: The one thing that I found really strange watching all of the (coverage of) — all of the hearings for the impeachment is that on the Internet, of course, you find all of this list everywhere of people who have died under mysterious circumstances connected with the Clintons.
Q: And nobody mentioned that during the impeachment hearings that I know of. And you never hear (about) it on television so there’s something very strange in who gets to go on TV and who doesn’t. Of course, they’re avoiding me like the plague.
A: Yeah, that list —
S: Gee, I wonder why.
A: That list is really Earth-shattering about the Clintons.
Q: Yeah. Why aren’t they talking about it? (“THERE MUS”) There’s something really spooky going on here.
S: You work for Kenneth Starr, don’t you? (laughter)
Q: No, he was totally inept. I think that they chose somebody who didn’t have a chance (“TO”) to do anything — any damage to Mr. Clinton.
A: Alright. Well back to you, (“BB”) Mark Russell Bell, if they want to get hold of your website, give it to us so we can give it out. . . .
Q: It’s very easy to remember. It’s testament.org without the www.
A: Testament —
Q: Dot org — organization. (“GIVE”) You won’t find any ads, by the way, like you do at some of the other consciousness websites.
A: Alright. Very good. Mark Russell Bell, we’ll talk to you in a couple months and see what’s going on.
Q: Okay, fine. I have a few new commandments to share.
A: Oh what are they?
Q: Well it’s a bit — it really needs some — some preparation. Of course, a tremendous amount of people project their own sensuality into their impression of what is experienced by the opposite sex, who are doing the same thing. And this illusion is supported by commercialized entertainment that depicts a consensus estimation of human experience. So for many people it seems that life is on a level not much better than unimaginative imitation of what they have seen depicted in movies and TV shows. Monkey see monkey do. Or man sees monkey do and gets confused. So a new commandment which I’ve been preparing to deliver is “God is gay.” And that’s why it’s a subject that bothers people so much — because they’re repressing their true sexuality.
A: Okay, Mark —
M: What you’re saying is everybody’s gay?
Q: That’s right.
S: I have no desire to be with Andy or Mike.
Q: Well Adam and Eve’s original sin — I think I figured it out.
M: How did you figure it out?
Q: Well if God is gay, that explains a lot.
A: Hmm. Okay, Mark Russell Bell —
A: Thank you very much for being on the show.
S: If everybody’s gay, I can’t figure out why it takes a man and a woman to procreate.
Q: Well I explain that in the introduction to New Testament you’ll find on the Internet. Life should be seen as one colossal process as well as a myriad of minute ones. Edgar Cayce channeled the answer to that and you’ll find it on my website. Basically — he basically said that the mind of the animal pertains to conditions that would bring the continuation of species and of foods; it pertains—in all of the animal kingdom—to Mind and Spirit. Man reaches that development wherein the Soul becomes the individual that may become the companion with, and one with, the Creator — Who is gay.
A: But in 3:27 it says “all seasons.” Thanks, Mark, for being on, buddy.
Q: You’re very welcome.
A: Bye-bye now.
Q: Have a good vacation.
A: Khits. Got to run.
M: Good God!
Q: Good God is right.
A: (off the air) That — that was Mike.
Q: You might play “Stand” by R.E.M.
A: Oh, okay.
A: Good choice. Thanks, Mark.
Q: Okay, bye.
A: Bye bye.
(TRANSCRIBER’S NOTE: HERE IS MY TRANSCRIPTION OF THE OPENING LYRICS OF R.E.M.’S “STAND.”)
Stand in the place where you live. Now face north. Think about direction. Wonder why you haven’t — Now. — before. Stand in the place where you work. Now face west. Think about the place where you live. Wonder why you haven’t before. If you are confused, check with the sun . . .