Spiritual Advice

  1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
  2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.
  3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.
  4. Remember the Sabbath day to keep it holy.
  5. Honor thy father and thy mother.
  6. Thou shalt not kill.
  7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
  8. Thou shalt not steal.
  9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.
  10. Thou shalt not covet any thing that is thy neighbor’s.
  11. Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart and with all thy soul and with all thy mind.
  12. Love is the only true religion.
  13. Give back to the world as much as you take.
  14. Thou shalt not participate in cover-ups.
  15. Reincarnation.
  16. Karma.
  17. God is gay.
  18. God is a Socialist.
  19. Meat is murder.
  20. Thou shalt not litter/not pollute.
  21. An eye for an eye.
  22. Trash your television.
  23. Honesty is the basis of all wisdom.
  24. There is only one country.